(A little rough preview of the next Mr Blank book, hopefully coming out next year… Hope you enjoy – OJ)
Welcome to the asshole of nowhere. Population? This fucking idiot.
I don’t like to admit I’ve made a mistake, but let’s be honest, this is pretty high on the list.
Then again, you’d make the same if you were in my shoes. I mean, I can’t exactly be accused of having rational thought right now, heh.
In fact, rationality went out the Goddamn window when I woke up in the desert, all kinds of messed up. No tongue to speak with, no fingertips to point with, and with a skin condition best described as ‘fucked’. Yep, the standard life was scoured clean from me a long time ago, which is probably why my mind isn’t exactly making sound, logical decisions.
Mr Blank, King of the Fucked. Ask me how you can become a violent amnesiac with the body to match.