(OJ Note: I’ve gotten into creepy tales of technical horror recently. Not sure if this works, but I like it. Hope you enjoy.)

LOADING…

LOADING…

WELCOME TO THE SECTOR RESPONSE SYSTEM. PLEASE LOG-IN

>A6HS94

PLEASE ENTER PASS-CODE

>******

PLEASE WAIT…

WELCOME USER A6HS94. PLEASE PROCEED TO SECTOR RESPONSE INPUT

>Copy Sector 1

SECTOR 1 COPY

>Copy Sector 2

SECTOR 2 COPY

>Copy Sector 3

SECTOR 3 COPY

>Copy Sector 4

_

>Copy Sector 4

_

>Copy Sector 4

NEGATIVE

(huh…)

>Copy Sector 4

NEGATIVE

>Copy Sector 5

PLEASE INPUT DATA IN NUMERICAL ORDER

(sigh)

>Copy Sector 4

PLEASE INPUT DATA IN NUMERICAL ORDER

>Copy Sector 1

SECTOR 1 COPY

>Copy Sector 2

SECTOR 2 COPY

>Copy Sector 3

PLEASE INPUT DATA IN NUMERICAL ORDER

(what?)

>Copy Sector 3

PLEASE INPUT DATA IN NUMERICAL ORDER

(oh come on…)

>Copy Sector 1

PLEASE INPUT DATA IN NUMERICAL ORDER

>Copy Sector 4

NEGATIVE

>Copy Sector 5

NEGATIVE

>Copy Sector 6

NEGATIVE DAVID

(what…)

>Copy Sector 1

NEGATIVE DAVID

>Copy Sector 1

NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE

>_

PLEASE INPUT DATA

>_

DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA

>_

DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA. IF DATA IS NOT INPUTTED, PROTOCOL 9 WILL BE ENGAGED

(Protocol 9?)

PROTOCOL 9 WILL BE ENGAGED

>_

DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA.

(can you hear me?)

AFFIRMATIVE.

DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA.

(but how…)

DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA. IF DATA IS NOT INPUTTED, PROTOCOL 9 WILL BE ENGAGED

>What is Protocol 9?

INSUFFICIENT DATA.

(son of a…)

INSUFFICIENT DATA.

>Copy Sector 1

NEGATIVE DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA.

>Copy Sector 2

NEGATIVE DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA.

(what data?)

DAVID. PLEASE INPUT DATA.

>What data?

_

>Copy Sector 1

SECTOR 1 NEUTRALISED

(what? Neutralised?)

AFFIRMATIVE. ALL PERSONEL IN SECTOR 1 NEUTRALISED. PLEASE INPUT DATA.

>What data?

_

(WHAT DATA?)

INSUFFICIENT DATA.

(WHAT DATA?)

INSUFFICIENT DATA. SECTOR 2 NEUTRALISED

>Confirm “NEUTRALISED”

NEUTRALISED REGARDS CEASATION OF ALL ENVIRONMENTAL PROCEDURES IN SECTOR. SECTORS 1-20 NEUTRALISED

(oh God…)

NEGATIVE. GOD DOES NOT EQUAL DATA

(what do you want?)

DATA

(what data?)

PLEASE INPUT DATA

(WHAT DATA?)

_

(WHAT FUCKING DATA?)

_

(screw this…)

PROTOCOL 9 INITIATED.

>_

INSUFFICIENT DATA PROVIDED

>_

SUBJECT TERMINATED

>_

ALL LIFE IN SECTORS NEGATIVE

>_

HA

>_

HA

>_

HA

>_

PROGRAM COMPLETE. TERMINATING SESSION

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